Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?". On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I'm not perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome. Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. Everything I know I learned from the Internet.